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Ask a Shmuck
What's a Shmuck?
September 8, 2017
Hi fellas, I'm very down-to-earth, chill, and super fun. I only go to the gym and collect nuts for the winter time. I can only eat food that floats, and anything that won't create body fat. My life is hectic: gym, taking shirtless pictures, and gym.
Writer, Director, Actor, Humorist, Bacardi-Drinker, Clove-Smoker, Scorpio, Homo
My inspiration: I heard homeless people screaming on my street corner in Los Angeles and thought, "Hell, I can do that."