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December 29, 2017
OkCupid wants you to start using real names. But you can still call me whatever you want. Just not fat.
November 3, 2017
In just five easy questions, I guarantee I can sum up whether or not we will get along. This scientifically-proven exam will fondle your brain better than a surgeon performing a craniotomy.
September 8, 2017
Hi fellas, I'm very down-to-earth, chill, and super fun. I only go to the gym and collect nuts for the winter time. I can only eat food that floats, and anything that won't create body fat. My life is hectic: gym, taking shirtless pictures, and gym.
August 11, 2017
A dick pic can say a 1,000 words. If that's true, then these gentlemen talk too much. If any of these pick up lines sound familiar then it was probably you who sent it.
July 14, 2017
The OkCupid questionnaire tells suitors I'm a slutty hippie who would sell one of your organs for a spoonful of heroin. My date is sure in for a surprise when he learns who else I live with.
June 29, 2017
A Tinder match who likes to travel, but travel alone. Don't follow him!
Writer, Director, Actor, Humorist, Bacardi-Drinker, Clove-Smoker, Scorpio, Homo
My inspiration: I heard homeless people screaming on my street corner in Los Angeles and thought, "Hell, I can do that."