July 14, 2017

The OkCupid questionnaire tells suitors I'm a slutty hippie who would sell one of your organs for a spoonful of heroin. My date is sure in for a surprise when he learns who else I live with.

June 29, 2017

A Tinder match who likes to travel, but travel alone. Don't follow him!

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Jacob Cullen

Writer, Director, Actor, Humorist, Bacardi-Drinker, Clove-Smoker, Scorpio, Homo

My inspiration: I heard homeless people screaming on my street corner in Los Angeles and thought, "Hell, I can do that."

© 2017 by JC Films. jcfilms90@gmail.com