Movies for Shmucks
Dating for Shmucks
Aliens are Shmucks Too
Ask a Shmuck
What's a Shmuck?
January 5, 2018
Aliens learn to celebrate the New Year. They know of a big blue ball they'd like to drop.
December 8, 2017
Aliens have the attention span to take on Christmas but not Hanukkah. You try eight nights of observation.
October 13, 2017
Aliens have the best Halloween costume: a human being. Now that's frightening.
September 15, 2017
Turns out aliens are not so different from you and I; they hate clowns just as much as we do.
August 19, 2017
Aliens come clean about one of the biggest conspiracies known in human history. An ancient puzzle solved; NASA is flabbergasted.
July 21, 2017
NASA has translated a second set of messages from Uranus. Looks like Aliens are really getting a handle on human existence.
June 27, 2017
Aliens make their first response since receiving the Golden Record. NASA is slowly translating decades worth of observations.
Writer, Director, Actor, Humorist, Bacardi-Drinker, Clove-Smoker, Scorpio, Homo
My inspiration: I heard homeless people screaming on my street corner in Los Angeles and thought, "Hell, I can do that."