January 5, 2018

Aliens learn to celebrate the New Year. They know of a big blue ball they'd like to drop.

December 8, 2017

Aliens have the attention span to take on Christmas but not Hanukkah. You try eight nights of observation.

October 13, 2017

Aliens have the best Halloween costume: a human being. Now that's frightening.

September 15, 2017

Turns out aliens are not so different from you and I; they hate clowns just as much as we do.

August 19, 2017

Aliens come clean about one of the biggest conspiracies known in human history. An ancient puzzle solved; NASA is flabbergasted.

July 21, 2017

NASA has translated a second set of messages from Uranus. Looks like Aliens are really getting a handle on human existence.

June 27, 2017

Aliens make their first response since receiving the Golden Record. NASA is slowly translating decades worth of observations.

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Jacob Cullen

Writer, Director, Actor, Humorist, Bacardi-Drinker, Clove-Smoker, Scorpio, Homo

My inspiration: I heard homeless people screaming on my street corner in Los Angeles and thought, "Hell, I can do that."

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