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Ask a Shmuck
What's a Shmuck?
October 20, 2017
Balls come in all shapes and sizes; small balls, big balls, white balls, yellow balls, orange balls, pig-skin balls, white balls with red stitches. Men love playing with balls! Father Shmuck examines all of them.
Writer, Director, Actor, Humorist, Bacardi-Drinker, Clove-Smoker, Scorpio, Homo
My inspiration: I heard homeless people screaming on my street corner in Los Angeles and thought, "Hell, I can do that."