Movies for Shmucks
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October 6, 2017
It's date night. Light the scented candles, warm up the oils, and deal the tarot cards. Will the stars align, or will I be damned? "Uno!"
Let's see what's in the news this week, shall we? Oh god...oh no...oh that's horrible...the humanity! Sorry, that was just the headlines. Father Shmuck spits out some juice, but won't touch a flute.
September 29, 2017
This October, a mountain falls in love with two humans and cums between them. Kate Winslet must decide between a meat popsicle and a rock.
Flag on the field: looks like Father Shmuck is challenging the call. Ruling: Trump is mad about something else again. 4-year penalty.
September 22, 2017
Our first letter-to-the-editor: A white supremacist gives his firsthand account of the events of Charlottesville, Virginia. There's hate from both sides, right?
Forget the storm brewing from out the ocean. How about the storm brewing from out our own culture climate? Father Shmuck says if you wanna blame a storm, blame one you caused.
September 15, 2017
Turns out aliens are not so different from you and I; they hate clowns just as much as we do.
Father Shmuck gives us breaking news from the eye of Irma. Yes, Irma is not the storm of the century as promised, but this is certainly the weather update of the century!
September 8, 2017
Hi fellas, I'm very down-to-earth, chill, and super fun. I only go to the gym and collect nuts for the winter time. I can only eat food that floats, and anything that won't create body fat. My life is hectic: gym, taking shirtless pictures, and gym.
Is this a thing? I can't even. Father Shmuck examines how you do you and say dumb shit. Drain the swamp and leak the lizard 'cause it's all trill to me.
Writer, Director, Actor, Humorist, Bacardi-Drinker, Clove-Smoker, Scorpio, Homo
My inspiration: I heard homeless people screaming on my street corner in Los Angeles and thought, "Hell, I can do that."