December 15, 2017

The following is a statement from the Editor which does not reflect the opinions of the Editor or any business or brand owned by the Editor. This statement should not be read as a confession...or read at all.

December 8, 2017

Aliens have the attention span to take on Christmas but not Hanukkah. You try eight nights of observation.

November 3, 2017

In just five easy questions, I guarantee I can sum up whether or not we will get along. This scientifically-proven exam will fondle your brain better than a surgeon performing a craniotomy.

November 3, 2017

Coming to Broadway this season, never before has there been an international collaboration like this - vibrating with hand-to-forehead Shmuck-gall - Father Shmuck presents: Sugar Tits, the musical.

October 27, 2017

A month from this Halloween, a group of uncomfortable-looking Millennials encounter a nerdy camera ghost who is dying to be in their selfie.

October 27, 2017

Father Shmuck analyzes funny. Funny like how? Funny like a clown, he amuses you?!

October 20, 2017

Only 11 days left until Horrorween! Do you have your costume yet? Lucky for you, Funn Town has all the latest cool duds for girls and boys. Don't be a rotten pumpkin, get yours today!!!

October 20, 2017

Balls come in all shapes and sizes; small balls, big balls, white balls, yellow balls, orange balls, pig-skin balls, white balls with red stitches. Men love playing with balls! Father Shmuck examines all of them.

October 13, 2017

Aliens have the best Halloween costume: a human being. Now that's frightening.

October 13, 2017

Father Shmuck says take two 8mm's and call me in the morning. We're all deranged, so why not be deranged and heavily-armed. What a cocktail!

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Jacob Cullen

Writer, Director, Actor, Humorist, Bacardi-Drinker, Clove-Smoker, Scorpio, Homo

My inspiration: I heard homeless people screaming on my street corner in Los Angeles and thought, "Hell, I can do that."

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