Movies for Shmucks
Dating for Shmucks
Aliens are Shmucks Too
Ask a Shmuck
What's a Shmuck?
January 12, 2018
2018 Goal: Make it to next year. The famous and powerful divulge their hopes for the screaming infant that is 2018.
December 15, 2017
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October 20, 2017
Only 11 days left until Horrorween! Do you have your costume yet? Lucky for you, Funn Town has all the latest cool duds for girls and boys. Don't be a rotten pumpkin, get yours today!!!
September 22, 2017
Our first letter-to-the-editor: A white supremacist gives his firsthand account of the events of Charlottesville, Virginia. There's hate from both sides, right?
August 25, 2017
Don't forget to ask a parent for permission before reading this article. Screw it! Just kick and scream to get what you want 'cause it's time to paaartaaaayyy.
July 28, 2017
Breaking News: Florida Teens stand idly by as 500,000-year-old sea architecture dies.
June 30, 2017
June is LGBT Pride Month. How well do you know a gay? Read 30 rainbow-flavored factoids; one for each day of the month!
Writer, Director, Actor, Humorist, Bacardi-Drinker, Clove-Smoker, Scorpio, Homo
My inspiration: I heard homeless people screaming on my street corner in Los Angeles and thought, "Hell, I can do that."