Movies for Shmucks
Dating for Shmucks
Aliens are Shmucks Too
Ask a Shmuck
What's a Shmuck?
January 19, 2018
I dare you to watch this movie straight through and not think really hard about plot logic. This dare gets people every time.
December 22, 2017
This New Year, Liam Neeson like you've never seen him before: kicking ass...on public transportation. If you don't give him your seat, he'll just take it.
October 27, 2017
A month from this Halloween, a group of uncomfortable-looking Millennials encounter a nerdy camera ghost who is dying to be in their selfie.
September 29, 2017
This October, a mountain falls in love with two humans and cums between them. Kate Winslet must decide between a meat popsicle and a rock.
September 1, 2017
In a world where biological warfare is Malkovich, the only person they call to Malkovic is a woman whose one rule is to Malkovich Malkovich. This Malkovich, war Malko-Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich.
August 4, 2017
The following article was written for the visually impaired.
July 7, 2017
A genie enrolls back into high school to prove it's not out-of-touch with today's youth, but learns that being popular means more than how many souls you reap.
June 29, 2017
Mandy Moore and Claire Holt star in this underwater horror thriller about a Fratty shark's quest to spend his last college summer vacation eating as much pussy as he can get.
Writer, Director, Actor, Humorist, Bacardi-Drinker, Clove-Smoker, Scorpio, Homo
My inspiration: I heard homeless people screaming on my street corner in Los Angeles and thought, "Hell, I can do that."