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New Year's Resolutions 2018

2018 Goal: Make it to next year. The famous and powerful divulge their hopes for the screaming infant that is 2018.

A Message of Peace

The following is a statement from the Editor which does not reflect the opinions of the Editor or any business or brand owned by the Editor.

FUNN TOWN'S: Spookalaganza

Only 11 days left until Horrorween! Do you have your costume yet? Lucky for you, Funn Town has all the latest cool duds for girls and boys.

EDITORIAL: Nazi Lives Matter

Our first letter-to-the-editor: A white supremacist gives his firsthand account of the events of Charlottesville, Virginia. There's hate

KYDZ POP 56!

Don't forget to ask a parent for permission before reading this article. Screw it! Just kick and scream to get what you want 'cause

BREAKING: Video of Teens Mocking Death of Australian Coral Goes Viral

Breaking News: Florida Teens stand idly by as 500,000-year-old sea architecture dies.

LGBT Month Factoids

June is LGBT Pride Month. How well do you know a gay? Read 30 rainbow-flavored factoids; one for each day of the month!

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Jacob Cullen

Writer, Director, Actor, Humorist, Bacardi-Drinker, Clove-Smoker, Scorpio, Homo

My inspiration: I heard homeless people screaming on my street corner in Los Angeles and thought, "Hell, I can do that."