Movies for Shmucks
Dating for Shmucks
Aliens are Shmucks Too
Ask a Shmuck
What's a Shmuck?
February 2, 2018
This country is a real Tweethole, and we got the biggest hole at the top, releasing his tweets all over it. Let Father Shmuck guide you through the gallery of Presidential insults.
January 19, 2018
You too what, Brutus? Father Shmuck says here's an idea: next time you make a slogan that gets overused to the point of exhaustion, make sure you check the syntax.
January 5, 2018
With 2017 over, the results are in: stupidity is the #1 crime most Shmucks get away with. Especially in Florida. Oh, Florida.
December 29, 2017
What did Father Shmuck bring you for Christmas this year? Regifted Christmas disappointment. I think one of the wise men originally gave it to him.
November 3, 2017
Coming to Broadway this season, never before has there been an international collaboration like this - vibrating with hand-to-forehead Shmuck-gall - Father Shmuck presents: Sugar Tits, the musical.
October 27, 2017
Father Shmuck analyzes funny. Funny like how? Funny like a clown, he amuses you?!
October 20, 2017
Balls come in all shapes and sizes; small balls, big balls, white balls, yellow balls, orange balls, pig-skin balls, white balls with red stitches. Men love playing with balls! Father Shmuck examines all of them.
October 13, 2017
Father Shmuck says take two 8mm's and call me in the morning. We're all deranged, so why not be deranged and heavily-armed. What a cocktail!
October 6, 2017
Let's see what's in the news this week, shall we? Oh god...oh no...oh that's horrible...the humanity! Sorry, that was just the headlines. Father Shmuck spits out some juice, but won't touch a flute.
September 29, 2017
Flag on the field: looks like Father Shmuck is challenging the call. Ruling: Trump is mad about something else again. 4-year penalty.
Writer, Director, Actor, Humorist, Bacardi-Drinker, Clove-Smoker, Scorpio, Homo
My inspiration: I heard homeless people screaming on my street corner in Los Angeles and thought, "Hell, I can do that."