Movies for Shmucks
Dating for Shmucks
Aliens are Shmucks Too
Ask a Shmuck
What's a Shmuck?
February 2, 2018
Need an idea of where to take your first date? Forget the museum, or the beach. Really ignite the sparks in your loins with these 5 fun and creative date nights.
This country is a real Tweethole, and we got the biggest hole at the top, releasing his tweets all over it. Let Father Shmuck guide you through the gallery of Presidential insults.
January 19, 2018
I dare you to watch this movie straight through and not think really hard about plot logic. This dare gets people every time.
You too what, Brutus? Father Shmuck says here's an idea: next time you make a slogan that gets overused to the point of exhaustion, make sure you check the syntax.
January 12, 2018
2018 Goal: Make it to next year. The famous and powerful divulge their hopes for the screaming infant that is 2018.
January 5, 2018
Aliens learn to celebrate the New Year. They know of a big blue ball they'd like to drop.
With 2017 over, the results are in: stupidity is the #1 crime most Shmucks get away with. Especially in Florida. Oh, Florida.
December 29, 2017
OkCupid wants you to start using real names. But you can still call me whatever you want. Just not fat.
What did Father Shmuck bring you for Christmas this year? Regifted Christmas disappointment. I think one of the wise men originally gave it to him.
December 22, 2017
This New Year, Liam Neeson like you've never seen him before: kicking ass...on public transportation. If you don't give him your seat, he'll just take it.
Writer, Director, Actor, Humorist, Bacardi-Drinker, Clove-Smoker, Scorpio, Homo
My inspiration: I heard homeless people screaming on my street corner in Los Angeles and thought, "Hell, I can do that."